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Title: phrase of the day
Post by: udontknowme on June 06, 2014, 08:07:13 PM
harley davison, the most affective way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side affect of horsepower  :glee:
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Post by: rk88r on June 06, 2014, 08:26:40 PM
good one
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Post by: atvmxr on June 07, 2014, 02:19:48 PM
Effective.....

Jus sayin. :victorious:
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Post by: oldschoolr on June 07, 2014, 04:10:59 PM
:lol:That's a good one,  can I use it?
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Post by: RIDE-RED 350r on June 07, 2014, 10:16:37 PM
Nervous as a cat burying his crap in a pen full of pit bulls....


One of my all time favorites: "When a bullet goes through the brain pan of a hog...sometimes he poops a little" - Phil Robertson
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Post by: udontknowme on June 25, 2014, 08:19:50 PM
im stumped how some people even manage to tie their shoes in the morning  :lol:

found this on another site

DRZjunkie96734, on 25 Jun 2014 - 02:24 AM, said:



Manual for my new 2014 300 XC-W says 60:1 and I've never run a 2T with that high of a mix ratio.  I'm a causal to fast trail rider and am using Motul 800 2T oil.  Just want to confirm that 60:1 is safe before I mix my first tank of fuel for break-in.

 

Thanks!

 
some dude responded with this

It will be plenty safe, trust me.  I've run 80:1 before, but be sure to use a quality synthetic oil (Motul, Silkolene, Amsoil).  The oil quality has gotten so good that the age old 32:1 is senseless and wasteful.
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Post by: Maxxh2o on June 25, 2014, 11:05:38 PM
"------- is as useless as balls on a dildo"
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Post by: atvmxr on June 25, 2014, 11:19:27 PM
Quote from: udontknowme;37600
im stumped how some people even manage to tie their shoes in the morning  :lol:

found this on another site

DRZjunkie96734, on 25 Jun 2014 - 02:24 AM, said:



Manual for my new 2014 300 XC-W says 60:1 and I've never run a 2T with that high of a mix ratio.  I'm a causal to fast trail rider and am using Motul 800 2T oil.  Just want to confirm that 60:1 is safe before I mix my first tank of fuel for break-in.

 

Thanks!

 
some dude responded with this

It will be plenty safe, trust me.  I've run 80:1 before, but be sure to use a quality synthetic oil (Motul, Silkolene, Amsoil).  The oil quality has gotten so good that the age old 32:1 is senseless and wasteful.


Explain?   His comment has merit, our tanks say 20:1.  In  the nineties this moved to 32:1 then for some of us 50:1 (belray mc1). Amsoil dominator is rated for 100:1 since early 2000s.  Oil technology has continued to improve
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Post by: udontknowme on June 25, 2014, 11:34:13 PM
since when does qaulity outweigh qauntity (not that i consider amsoil qaulity). that stuff would turn to dust just as castor is getting warmed up. im sure jerry has seen a few burned up rod bearings from amsoil  :biggrin-new:
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Post by: d-rock on June 25, 2014, 11:53:00 PM
It's slicker than cat shit on linoleum. Lol.
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Post by: udontknowme on June 26, 2014, 12:03:31 AM
i dont think coc will even recomend amsoil its that bad  :excitement:
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Post by: udontknowme on June 26, 2014, 12:18:13 AM
i cant stand to read this shit anymore


DRZjunkie96734, on 25 Jun 2014 - 02:24 AM, said:



Manual for my new 2014 300 XC-W says 60:1 and I've never run a 2T with that high of a mix ratio.  I'm a causal to fast trail rider and am using Motul 800 2T oil.  Just want to confirm that 60:1 is safe before I mix my first tank of fuel for break-in.

 

Thanks!

YES! That is what you are supposed to run. That is what KTM designed the motor to run at. That is what the jetting chart is based on. This is not 1972 and that is not a Hodaka. This is 2014 and that is a KTM.
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Post by: pinned250r on June 26, 2014, 08:11:09 AM
No problems with Amsoil here, and I buy by the gallon :)

My old Amsoil dealer did 3 oil changes on his 00' f150, it had 280k on it last I talked to him, he only used Amsoil oil and filter. 3 oil changes!!!!!!
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Post by: JesseA420 on June 26, 2014, 08:33:58 AM
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Post by: rablack21 on June 26, 2014, 09:00:28 AM
Quote from: atvmxr;37614
Explain?   His comment has merit, our tanks say 20:1.  In  the nineties this moved to 32:1 then for some of us 50:1 (belray mc1). Amsoil dominator is rated for 100:1 since early 2000s.  Oil technology has continued to improve
I agree with you. The comment has merit. Also, just to clear up some accuracy, Dominator is rated for 50:1, Saber Pro is rated for 100:1.

Quote from: udontknowme;37615
since when does qaulity outweigh qauntity (not that i consider amsoil qaulity). that stuff would turn to dust just as castor is getting warmed up. im sure jerry has seen a few burned up rod bearings from amsoil  :biggrin-new:

FYI, Amsoil withstands up to the the temperature needs of the engine and then burns away CLEANLY. Castor does not. Need an example? Glad you asked. I just had a customer that switched from Castor to Dominator. Why? Glad you asked. His son has a 50cc 2 stroke dirt bike that he races. They have used nothing but castor oil since they got it because his dad used to run castor oil years ago in his 250r. But his son has been complaining lately about the engine not running real strong. His dad went back through the engine to find the issue. Turns out the exhaust pipe was almost completely closed off from carbon buildup. That's your "just getting warmed up". I don't really care what anyone says they have seen unless they have some scientific testing to back it up. Otherwise, they are just guessing as to causes. A good oil formula is a blend of all favored characteristics, not just one. If Amsoil doesn't have as high of a flash point as castor oil, then it was designed to be that way on purpose.
And it's not really a quality vs quantity situation, it's concentration vs quantity. You use concentrations in everyday life. Why does it seem so strange here? If you buy some Roundup concentrate and it says mix it 10:1. Do you turn around and say," nope, I'm gonna mix it 2:1 cause that will work better."If it kills weeds at 10:1, then mix it 10:1. Why waste the product and use more than you need? Same for a degreaser like Super Clean for example. If you want to clean engine parts and the instructions say dilute it to 5:1 to clean engine parts. Do then again ignore the instructions, mix it 2:1, and waste the product even though it is designed to be used at 5:1 to do that particular job?  And just one last tidbit, even Maxima Castor oil has ratio recommendations in the 40:1 range up to 60:1.

Quote from: udontknowme;37619
i dont think coc will even recomend amsoil its that bad  :excitement:
I really don't know why your funny thread, which started well I might add, has turned into an Amsoil bashing thread. I think you will find there are more on this forum that run it than you realize. For whatever reason you don't like it. Fine. Move on. Why ruin a good idea for a funny thread?
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Post by: aberegg05 on June 26, 2014, 09:22:42 AM
As nervous as a long tailed cat in a rocking chair factory:biggrin-new::biggrin-new:
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Post by: rablack21 on June 26, 2014, 09:38:49 AM
As lost as an Amish man in Radio Shack. :confused-new:
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Post by: rk88r on June 26, 2014, 04:20:15 PM
Do you have any naked pictures of your girlfriend?
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Post by: rk88r on June 26, 2014, 04:21:11 PM
^^  Do you want one?  ^^
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Post by: broken1 on June 26, 2014, 06:55:37 PM
Slicker than whale sh!t in an arctic ice flow.
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Post by: chadlwa on June 26, 2014, 09:45:16 PM
Smells like a porto-potty in an Ewok village
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Post by: GO OVRIT on June 26, 2014, 09:55:50 PM
That thing runs like a scalded dog.
                                 .... raped ape.
                                 .... stuck pig.
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Post by: rk88r on June 26, 2014, 10:09:58 PM
A smart man knows a tomato is a fruit.

A wise man knows you don't put tomatoes in a fruit salad.
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Post by: red88r on June 27, 2014, 01:58:56 AM
Nervous as a hoar in church

You can put lipstick on a pig.....but it's still a pig

You can polish a turd....but it's still a piece os sh!t

You're just a big wheel with no spokes
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Post by: ytman on June 27, 2014, 06:32:53 AM
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Post by: zcarlson12 on June 27, 2014, 07:54:59 AM
If you can't tie it.... tangle it.
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Post by: JesseA420 on June 27, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
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Post by: rablack21 on June 27, 2014, 08:23:26 AM
For things that don't move that should....WD40. For things that do move that shouldn't....duct tape.
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Post by: GO OVRIT on June 27, 2014, 05:10:13 PM
If you're going to make an omelet,  you've got to break a few eggs.
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Post by: GO OVRIT on June 27, 2014, 05:11:51 PM
The grass is greener on the other side, until you find out it's somebody's septic tank leaking.
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Post by: beobe99 on June 28, 2014, 04:45:06 AM
- Are you shi**ing me!?

- Nah man, I wouldn't sh** you, your my favorite Turd.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

- Same sh**, different flies...
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Post by: aberegg05 on June 28, 2014, 07:35:28 AM
If you don't know what lever "A" does then leave 'er B!
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Post by: Sky on June 28, 2014, 09:35:54 AM
"He's a Couple frys short of a Happy Meal"
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Post by: aberegg05 on June 28, 2014, 11:31:01 AM
My grandma's 88 yrs old and blind in one eye and she could've seen that.
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Post by: Bowtie316 on June 28, 2014, 11:45:52 AM
Crude but funny to me. [video=youtube_share;UfHtcUZXljw]http://youtu.be/UfHtcUZXljw[/video]
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Post by: broken1 on June 28, 2014, 02:58:26 PM
Sense is not common.

Riding a 250r is like driving a Porsche, riding a banshee is like riding a marshmallow through a bowl of jello.
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Post by: wilkin250r on June 28, 2014, 05:22:28 PM
I've got a few friends and family in law enforcement, I LOVE the way cops talk to each other.

On the phone:

Dennis- May I speak with Detective William Harris, please?

Receptionist- May I ask who is calling?

Dennis- I'm Mrs. Harris' boyfriend.

Receptionist- One moment...

William (picks up the phone)- How long has this been going on?

Dennis- Since February, when you started working the midnight shift.

William- Did you drink my booze?

Dennis- Would I do that to a friend?
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Post by: JesseA420 on June 30, 2014, 08:50:11 AM
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Post by: sameltoe on June 30, 2014, 10:05:21 AM
Child support; it's the fing you get for the fing you got...
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Post by: rk88r on July 01, 2014, 11:13:57 PM
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.      

 Benjamin Franklin
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Post by: broken1 on July 02, 2014, 01:18:01 AM
When my friend & I were kids & learning how to work on bikes & cars his grandpa used to watch us fumble around with tools & parts & say...... " You boys look like your trying to pick fly sh!t out of pepper with boxing gloves".
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Post by: traxman on July 02, 2014, 07:32:31 AM
Had a co-worker use this phase once and I thought it was hilarious.  "She's so fine, I'd eat the corn off her poo."
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Post by: rk88r on July 02, 2014, 08:02:18 AM
One I use when a couple guys are working on something and struggling. " you guys look like two cub bears f...ing a football"
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Post by: broken1 on July 02, 2014, 09:28:48 AM
I'm so hungry I could eat the south end out of a north bound skunk.
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Post by: aberegg05 on July 02, 2014, 09:51:45 AM
"Your as screwed up as a football bat" lol
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Post by: RIDE-RED 350r on July 03, 2014, 10:10:31 PM
worthless as tits on a boar hog....

And here's one I heard from an ooooold timer years ago- "he talks like a man with a paper a**hole"....I'm still trying to figure that one out...LOL!
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Post by: rk88r on July 03, 2014, 10:24:47 PM
" A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like cheetah."

Ronald Reagan
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Post by: ytman on July 04, 2014, 08:09:28 AM
When I was a kid my buddy's mom, who was a nurse, was driving us somewhere. We came to a cross street where we had to wait for an opening in traffic. My impatient buddy says"GO Mom.....GO...GO NOW....Mom you could 've made it" She was very patient and just said
     "The hospitals are full of people who could have made it"        I still use that one.
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Post by: Fear250r on July 04, 2014, 09:06:43 AM
You seemed intelligent till you opened your mouth.
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Post by: wretched73 on July 04, 2014, 07:13:19 PM
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is today
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Post by: wretched73 on July 05, 2014, 03:57:26 PM
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.
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Post by: red88r on July 05, 2014, 04:54:59 PM
Quote from: Fear250r;38354
You seemed intelligent till you opened your mouth.


Going to add to this one.....Light travels faster than sound.  That's why people seem brighter until they open their mouth.
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Post by: rk88r on July 07, 2014, 12:29:22 AM
"Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own"

Sydney J. Harris
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Post by: JesseA420 on July 07, 2014, 02:33:20 PM
dont know where to post it, but this video is ****in hilarious XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCiIBfEKCds
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Post by: udontknowme on September 05, 2014, 02:02:15 AM
somebody posted this on another site. poor guy hasnt a clue. funniest part is he lost the rod bearing in a 150cc engine. some other guy told him he dont need much oil hahahah. 150cc at full song are 10k rpm engines

"The way I saw it was I could up my ratio to 20:1 or buy a better oil and stay at 32:1 and cost would be close. "
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Post by: Langbolt on September 05, 2014, 01:02:30 PM
Until you've given it everything you've got, You'll never know if you've got what it takes.

Dave Shultz - RIP
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Post by: JR250R on September 05, 2014, 08:05:43 PM
Only steers and queers come from Texas.

Also:
 
Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down" Full Metal Jacket 1987
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Post by: broken1 on September 06, 2014, 06:14:28 PM
Heard this one yesterday when my buddy was talking about how destructive his friends 10yr old kid was. "That boy could destroy an anvil in the middle of a hay field".
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Post by: Drewski on September 15, 2014, 08:31:00 PM
Horsepower is like sex......too much is just about enough.
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Post by: Quick310r on September 15, 2014, 09:43:13 PM
If Al Sharpton is a reverend, Jeffery Dahmer is a Chef
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Post by: MANIAK on September 26, 2014, 10:53:41 PM
Why did I read this......  F@$%....... there went 5 minutes I can't get back.

And to think I started out as interested in this as a pedophile is to a elementary school :wtf?:
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Post by: MANIAK on September 26, 2014, 10:55:25 PM
Let's just change this up a bit.....

The WORD of the day is legs............... Spread the word !!!!!   :friday: