Um, Happy Life = Backhoe and Wife's life insurance.... Just make sure they don't need to see the body before you bury her!!!
Technically if we look at time vested, I'm cheating on my R to be with my wife anyways.
And 20 something girlys seem to like shiny things that go Faaaast!!!
This guy should have blurred out the bike and paid someone to take the wife off of his hands..... Just sayin!!