Neighbor stories...

[pinned250r]

Gol i know this is an R forum, but gosh damnit to have an asshole of a neighbor.

I moved in about a year ago, to my inlaws old home, they had major issues with both the  neighbors(one is a residential place the other is the local foundries union hall) and its a culdesac road and we're all at the end of it. My house is red, Ed's trailer is purple, his dead moms empty house and garages are light blue, and the UAW hall green with their public property gravel driveway.


Things were fine when i moved in, he is very outspoken, but i let it go, let him talk, let him tell me how to strap my R's down, whatever, it was fine. Until one day i was backing my truck into my driveway and my passenger front tire went 1 foot on his shitty "lawn" (which was actually gravel and weeds) and he went nuts. So crazy i thought he was joking and started laughing and got out of my truck to talk to him, well he was on his mower and coming towards me and i quickly realized he was actually mad, so i quit laughing and took a few steps forward to apologize and see what the problem was, just as i did this he was passing the front of my truck and kicked the pto on to throw gravel at me and my truck. I quick jumped in my truck(luckily i was driving the POS s10 at the time and not my nice truck) and just backed into my driveway and ate lunch.

After lunch he was down the road at another neighbors house talking and i stopped to apologize, as i rolled to a stop he yells "you need to change your attitude kid!" i bite my tounge and say "Ed i just want to say im sorry i went on your lawn and it wont happen again, i will buy some seed for you and fix it" and he replies "just stay off my damn yard and itll grow, you need to learn respect!" i said "ok no problem, and again im sorry."

Let that one go, couldve been having a bad day. When i have people over i have them park at the UAW hall gravel lot. Well one day my wife was home alone and a guy from the UAW hall came and tried to rip her a new one saying we need to stay off his property, her being intelligent, said "oh you own it?" he replies "no but im the president of it" in which she replies "oh you're the president of the city huh? Because to my knowledge that is a city turnaround for the dump trucks, plow trucks, and any other vehicle that comes down our road." he was defeated and just blew up saying stay off it. Oh and somewhere in there he said "Ed told me you guys park there" so dickhead Ed cant approach me like a man and has to call his butt buddy?

Well that pissed me off my wife was talked to like that, so i started having my buddies do donuts in that lot whenever they left. Then one day i spun my tires for about 1 second, literally 1/8th of a donut, later that night a cop shows up at my door and says my neighbor called them saying i was doing donuts. I said "lets go chat with him, because i have a few bones to pick him, and he needs to know he can come to me if he has a problem and doesnt need to call you" the cop got kind of dickish with me and i just said "yes i spun my tires for about half a second one time, i have a 350hp 454, you try touching the gas in gravel with it" and he backed off and just said well have a good night, we've had issues with Ed too.

Then i called him a bitch to his face a week or so later and he got in my face and quickly retreated back to his side of the street when i started stepping up on him. Didnt talk to him for a few months, said Merry Christmas on Christmas and that was it.

Well now, last night, i was on my way back from a business meeting out of town and my wife calls me and says "that watermelon that was sitting in the UAW hall yard is now in ours, and when i got home from work Ed was there and yelled to me "hey Brat!" and i said "what?" and he said "hey Brat!" " I know Brat is a petty word, and i wouldnt mind if any of my friends called her a brat, but it bugged me this ass hole talked to my wife that way. So 1.5 hrs later, i got home. Unloaded the car, talked with my wife for a minute and said "i have to go return something real quick."

So i grabbed the watermelon, went to the UAW hall where Ed and the "president" were drinking beer with a woman and a few kids(kids were not drinking they were like 10.) Right away the president says "uhoh! here comes trouble!!!" super obnoxiously. I made sure wasnt going to freak out. So i nicely said "did one of you put this in my yard?" and president replies "yeah cuz you put it in mine!" super aggressively. i say "no i didnt, i have no problem taking care, but i just wanted to let you know i didnt put it in your yard, and this is the last time you throw things in my yard." he replies "well how the **** did it get there then? did a bird shit it out?!?!" (mind you there are 3 kids under the age of 10 sitting right there). I say "there are about 25 deer that run around here daily, and a guy who feeds them constantly 200 yards away." he says "a deer cant carry that! youre ****in crazy" then starts trying to tell me i throw some weird beer bottles in their yard(all i drink is bud light and natty). I ended the convo with "regardless of what you are saying, i didnt put this watermelon here, but i will pick up after you this one time, and it wont happen again." And he says "get off my property."

Then i turn to Ed and say "and Ed, i dont appreciate how you talked to my wife today, and that wont happen again." and he blew up, i dont even remember what he said except "whatd i say, brat? i said hey brat! and youre gonna bitch about that, it was a ****in joke!" in which i replied, "well ed, we arent friends, so what gives you the right to joke with us? What if i said "hey Cocksucker!" to you one day, you'd be pretty pissed, even if it were a joke." and he went ape shit about us not being friends. I just walked away and he literally chased me yelling in my face. I turned to him and said "ed, we arent friends and you know damn well why, just dont talk to my wife or I ever" to which he replies "you quit talking to me!!!!" and i laughed in his face and kept walking as he was yelling, calling me a "pussy bitch slut" and whatever else he could come up with.

I have been extremely gracious to this point, if he pulls one more stunt, i will ruin his life. The guy is a pothead who has already went to jail for dealing, so one quick call and hes back in the slammer.

I have since texted all of my buddies with truck and said "if youre ever in the area, please feel free to whip as many donuts and dig as many holes as you want in that damn parking lot, expecially on rainy days, just plater that barn.

End rant. I hope some others tell some good neighbor stories!!!

[patman13mia]

man idk bout you but i woulda knocked him and that other guy out!! i know that aint the right thing to do and only causes trouble but those guys are stepping on your toes a lil to much!! hope all this works out for ya bud

[pinned250r]

See but they're just the kinda trash that'd sue me for doing that. Unfortunately.

[Quinnlt4]

My neighbor to the west has a polaris outlaw, on the other side of him has polaris trailblazers. To the east is my buddy with a 400ex, down farther there is a banshee, raptor and a trx450r. Even few kids with little quads and bikes.  My road is awesome and so are my neighbors. We are all respectable about the noise since there are a few elderly couples (70s)that also live on the road. But it's pretty cool, you will hear one quad go down the road next you will see another and another. We have dragged up and down the road and you will see people sitting on there porches watching.

[Bigred]

Get some moles and set um free in there yard

[F-Red]

Pinned! You handled that better than I would have. What is wrong with some people? Either he stopped, or he needs medication. :disturbed:

[JesseA420]

wow, you are way too nice. i live by you only treat others the way you want to be treated. when that asshole was cussing you out calling you kid and saying how you need to learn some respect while at the same time disrespecting you, i would have laid into him, let alone all the other crap you put up with.

i had to deal with a complete idiot jackass neighbor a few years back. the guy is just the complete package, shady half assed construction contractor, more then likely a crackhead, an insurance fraud-er, your typical career criminal.
it all started he was decent friends with my in-laws, and offered to fix their roof. charged them outrageous price, didnt even fix it. so he lives a block away, and starts to harass them (i live only another block away), driving by drunk and stupid yelling things, flipping people off, etc.
i get home one day, and my wife and her little sister are there (at the time her sister was only like 12) and said when they were outside while i was at work dave droven by flipping them off and yelling crap at them. mind you this idiot only does this shit when he is drunk, if he is sober he wont even look at you. so i was like ok ive had enough, i drove to his house, and he is sitting on his back porch (you can see it from the street) and i pull up and stop on the street and yell "hey come here, we need to talk", he says "GTFO of here, you come on my yard i will charge you with trespassing!!!!!" so im like mmm ok guy you better watch yourself, and go back home.

the very next day i am driving home from work, and about 3 blocks from my house, i just so happen to see a sign on the side of the road someone put up a lost cat sign, and there was a number on it. crudely below it, someone had sharpie-ed onto it "ALSO GOES BY STUPID WHORE, AKA "insert mother in laws name here".   by now i am raging, i pull it out of the ground, and take it home. now obviously this was dave, and i just go home, and tell myself i cant wait to just so happen to see him driving on the road one day to stop and confront him.

that weekend, i just so happened to have to go to work on a sunday morning 5 am, and i am on my way down the street, and looky here! dave goes down a side street. i haul ass up behind him, he jumps onto the highway and im tailing him just waiting to see where he will stop so i can confront him. i see a red light up on the highway, so i haul ass around him, stop at the redlight in front of him, jump out and run to his door, open it, shut his truck off and snatch the keys out quick so he cant run me over or something, grab him by the coat collar and shart shaking this ****er violently saying YOU LIKE HARASSING PEOPLE HUH BITCH YOUR GOING TO GET HARASSED, in the meantime his old hag wife is screaming and calling the cops at the same time, so i push his half hanging out of his truck ass back into his truck, throw his keys at him and say "i better not catch you doing any more stupid shit!" all he does is has a deer in the headlights look on his face, i hop in my truck and take off.
needless to say we didnt have to deal with his harassment anymore

im done ranting its lunch time i need to go home and water my flowers

[pinned250r]

Haha Jesse, it sounds like a riot! I'd love to lay a beat down on these worthless guys. So bad. Next time i get beer bottles/cans in my yard from a UAW hall party, you can be theyre going through the window. I was going to tell them that yesterday, but decided against it.

It was funny though, at one point in the conversation the uaw president said "we dont drink here!" and i pointed at the miller lite in his hand and said "so whos lying to who?"

[JesseA420]

i would have spiked the watermelon on the ground by their feet or something so it exploded on them at least LOL. you could always **** with him, like put a big ol block of velveeta under the seat of his truck once it gets nice and hot outside. :stirthepot::stirthepot:

ps that turn around looks like a fabulous place to whip cookies :triumphant:

[Bigred]

Put linburger cheese on there exhaust manifolds at night of course wear latex dress in black u know the routine lol after it heats up and melts it stays there for ever lol and stinks for a long time.  Then u can harass him gor stinking up the area lol

[jamieg45]

I like your style Jesse!! I hate it when peeps act stupid and then act like a tough guy!! Some people can't handle that crap though. [MENTION=141]jamieg45[/MENTION] would be in jail lol, he's a lunatic

Well colin, I think I need to make a trip to your house and release some stress next weekend. And yes I am very serious, I hate people who act like that and I won't put up with that crap at all. And I consider you a good friend and I need to come over a d bring my quad a d do some shit to his yard with it. The new front tires and the mxr6 itp rears will leave some real good trenches when I'm hole shooting in his yard. Then I will have a 12 pack of beer and have to re leave myself on his lawn or his shoes and tell him if he ever messes with you or your wife or calls anyone names again me your cousin will be back to pound him to china. No charge at all you just supply the beer or iwill bring Iit from Indiana and notloose my .10 deposit.
Man I'm ready to have some fun with these 2 jack asses for sure. Call me bud I'm ready to rock.

[jamieg45]

And [MENTION=1]spiritaces[/MENTION] why I got to be a lunatic man, it's all for fun. Lol but stupid people need taught lessons because they are stupid and slow at learning. They sometimes need pictures drawn for them as well.

[jamieg45]

But it's so much fun and i can't stand people like that, and I'm very serious and pry gonna go visit pinned next weekend.

[pinned250r]

Lol oh Jamie, no need to visit yet, I told him it's the last time I play nice. My inlaw used to Baja his truck through eds yard and go stand on his porch at yelling "come on out you fatass!!" While pounding on his door. But I can promise, one more stunt and I'm gonna get tricky. Things like....

Taping a weight to their driveshaft.
Spraying the piss out of their building
Making a super ruckus all night
Hooking a tow strap to his 1/2 ton ford and pulling it down the road, and park it in the middle of a busy road
Then if things get worse, maybe I'll just tear his trailer down. No one would ever know it was there because he doesn't even have a damn driveway.  Just parks in the yard.

[Tbone07]

stupid people need taught lessons because they are stupid and slow at learning. They sometimes need pictures drawn for them as well.

You're god damn right Jamie.....stupid people need to be dealt with accordingly.