Author Topic: phrase of the day (Read 19252 times)

beobe99 · « **Reply #30 on:** June 28, 2014, 04:45:06 AM »

- Are you shi**ing me!?

- Nah man, I wouldn't sh** you, your my favorite Turd.

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- Same sh**, different flies...

aberegg05 · « **Reply #31 on:** June 28, 2014, 07:35:28 AM »

If you don't know what lever "A" does then leave 'er B!

Sky · « **Reply #32 on:** June 28, 2014, 09:35:54 AM »

"He's a Couple frys short of a Happy Meal"

aberegg05 · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2014, 11:31:01 AM »

My grandma's 88 yrs old and blind in one eye and she could've seen that.

Bowtie316 · « **Reply #34 on:** June 28, 2014, 11:45:52 AM »

Crude but funny to me. [video=youtube_share;UfHtcUZXljw]http://youtu.be/UfHtcUZXljw[/video]

broken1 · « **Reply #35 on:** June 28, 2014, 02:58:26 PM »

Sense is not common.

Riding a 250r is like driving a Porsche, riding a banshee is like riding a marshmallow through a bowl of jello.

wilkin250r · « **Reply #36 on:** June 28, 2014, 05:22:28 PM »

I've got a few friends and family in law enforcement, I LOVE the way cops talk to each other.

On the phone:

Dennis- May I speak with Detective William Harris, please?

Receptionist- May I ask who is calling?

Dennis- I'm Mrs. Harris' boyfriend.

Receptionist- One moment...

William (picks up the phone)- How long has this been going on?

Dennis- Since February, when you started working the midnight shift.

William- Did you drink my booze?

Dennis- Would I do that to a friend?

JesseA420 · « **Reply #37 on:** June 30, 2014, 08:50:11 AM »

sameltoe · « **Reply #38 on:** June 30, 2014, 10:05:21 AM »

Child support; it's the fing you get for the fing you got...

rk88r · « **Reply #39 on:** July 01, 2014, 11:13:57 PM »

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

Benjamin Franklin

broken1 · « **Reply #40 on:** July 02, 2014, 01:18:01 AM »

When my friend & I were kids & learning how to work on bikes & cars his grandpa used to watch us fumble around with tools & parts & say...... " You boys look like your trying to pick fly sh!t out of pepper with boxing gloves".

traxman · « **Reply #41 on:** July 02, 2014, 07:32:31 AM »

Had a co-worker use this phase once and I thought it was hilarious. "She's so fine, I'd eat the corn off her poo."

rk88r · « **Reply #42 on:** July 02, 2014, 08:02:18 AM »

One I use when a couple guys are working on something and struggling. " you guys look like two cub bears f...ing a football"

broken1 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 02, 2014, 09:28:48 AM »

I'm so hungry I could eat the south end out of a north bound skunk.

aberegg05 · « **Reply #44 on:** July 02, 2014, 09:51:45 AM »

"Your as screwed up as a football bat" lol