Author Topic: phrase of the day (Read 17740 times)

aberegg05 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2014, 09:22:42 AM »

As nervous as a long tailed cat in a rocking chair factory:biggrin-new::biggrin-new:

rablack21 · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2014, 09:38:49 AM »

As lost as an Amish man in Radio Shack. :confused-new:

rk88r · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2014, 04:20:15 PM »

Do you have any naked pictures of your girlfriend?

rk88r · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2014, 04:21:11 PM »

^^ Do you want one? ^^

broken1 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2014, 06:55:37 PM »

Slicker than whale sh!t in an arctic ice flow.

chadlwa · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26, 2014, 09:45:16 PM »

Smells like a porto-potty in an Ewok village

GO OVRIT · « **Reply #21 on:** June 26, 2014, 09:55:50 PM »

That thing runs like a scalded dog.
.... raped ape.
.... stuck pig.

rk88r · « **Reply #22 on:** June 26, 2014, 10:09:58 PM »

A smart man knows a tomato is a fruit.

A wise man knows you don't put tomatoes in a fruit salad.

red88r · « **Reply #23 on:** June 27, 2014, 01:58:56 AM »

Nervous as a hoar in church

You can put lipstick on a pig.....but it's still a pig

You can polish a turd....but it's still a piece os sh!t

You're just a big wheel with no spokes

ytman · « **Reply #24 on:** June 27, 2014, 06:32:53 AM »

zcarlson12 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 27, 2014, 07:54:59 AM »

If you can't tie it.... tangle it.

JesseA420 · « **Reply #26 on:** June 27, 2014, 08:15:01 AM »

rablack21 · « **Reply #27 on:** June 27, 2014, 08:23:26 AM »

For things that don't move that should....WD40. For things that do move that shouldn't....duct tape.

GO OVRIT · « **Reply #28 on:** June 27, 2014, 05:10:13 PM »

If you're going to make an omelet, you've got to break a few eggs.

GO OVRIT · « **Reply #29 on:** June 27, 2014, 05:11:51 PM »

The grass is greener on the other side, until you find out it's somebody's septic tank leaking.