Author Topic: phrase of the day (Read 17671 times)

RIDE-RED 350r · « **Reply #45 on:** July 03, 2014, 10:10:31 PM »

worthless as tits on a boar hog....

And here's one I heard from an ooooold timer years ago- "he talks like a man with a paper a**hole"....I'm still trying to figure that one out...LOL!

rk88r · « **Reply #46 on:** July 03, 2014, 10:24:47 PM »

" A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like cheetah."

Ronald Reagan

ytman · « **Reply #47 on:** July 04, 2014, 08:09:28 AM »

When I was a kid my buddy's mom, who was a nurse, was driving us somewhere. We came to a cross street where we had to wait for an opening in traffic. My impatient buddy says"GO Mom.....GO...GO NOW....Mom you could 've made it" She was very patient and just said
"The hospitals are full of people who could have made it" I still use that one.

Fear250r · « **Reply #48 on:** July 04, 2014, 09:06:43 AM »

You seemed intelligent till you opened your mouth.

wretched73 · « **Reply #49 on:** July 04, 2014, 07:13:19 PM »

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is today

wretched73 · « **Reply #50 on:** July 05, 2014, 03:57:26 PM »

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you have an electrical problem.

red88r · « **Reply #51 on:** July 05, 2014, 04:54:59 PM »

Quote from: Fear250r;38354

You seemed intelligent till you opened your mouth.

Going to add to this one.....Light travels faster than sound. That's why people seem brighter until they open their mouth.

rk88r · « **Reply #52 on:** July 07, 2014, 12:29:22 AM »

"Nobody can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own"

Sydney J. Harris

JesseA420 · « **Reply #53 on:** July 07, 2014, 02:33:20 PM »

dont know where to post it, but this video is ****in hilarious XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCiIBfEKCds

udontknowme · « **Reply #54 on:** September 05, 2014, 02:02:15 AM »

somebody posted this on another site. poor guy hasnt a clue. funniest part is he lost the rod bearing in a 150cc engine. some other guy told him he dont need much oil hahahah. 150cc at full song are 10k rpm engines

"The way I saw it was I could up my ratio to 20:1 or buy a better oil and stay at 32:1 and cost would be close. "

Langbolt · « **Reply #55 on:** September 05, 2014, 01:02:30 PM »

Until you've given it everything you've got, You'll never know if you've got what it takes.

Dave Shultz - RIP

JR250R · « **Reply #56 on:** September 05, 2014, 08:05:43 PM »

Only steers and queers come from Texas.

Also:

Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down" Full Metal Jacket 1987

broken1 · « **Reply #57 on:** September 06, 2014, 06:14:28 PM »

Heard this one yesterday when my buddy was talking about how destructive his friends 10yr old kid was. "That boy could destroy an anvil in the middle of a hay field".

Drewski · « **Reply #58 on:** September 15, 2014, 08:31:00 PM »

Horsepower is like sex......too much is just about enough.

Quick310r · « **Reply #59 on:** September 15, 2014, 09:43:13 PM »

If Al Sharpton is a reverend, Jeffery Dahmer is a Chef